Finally.

I have had my first Hansen's sno-ball. I got the decidedly excessive Jr. Atomic (wild cherry). It is made of the finest shaved ice you ever saw,  drizzled with layers of the flavour syrup and topped with crushed pineapple and marshmallow fluff and ice cream and possibly other decadent summertime delights.

If you need to go shopping for plants afterwards, that's OK too.