3/10/2020

It's been a week

As you probably know, the north was locked down last weekend. The rest of the country went on lockdown today. And so, at the behest of my baby, I bought myself a ticket home, leaving Thursday (as there were no direct flights tomorrow).

And then! At 6pm, Air Canada informed me that my flight had been cancelled. So I called to see what the what, and had been on hold with them for an eternity when an email came in from the lovely and up-to-the-minute Carp informing me that they had suspended all flights between Canada and Italy. (Which somehow I had failed to piece together while waiting on hold for lo those many hours) (Just an hour actually, but I feel like lumping in the 4.5 hours I spent on the phone yesterday with that.) 

Anyway, that all  got me thinking. And got me acting. I rounded up all the media I could find on the subject and found that the last flight was actually leaving tomorrow morning (the flight I didn't book because of a stopover in Montreal). 

Well, I've booked it now. I mean, between cancelled classes, the ceiling collapse and government advisories, I get it. All the signs are there. I just didn't have my glasses on.

3/03/2020

High drama and travel advisories

In hindsight, leaving Vietnam to come to Italy, was perhaps not what you might call a best laid plan. (No way of knowing... but. Better testing than other countries potentially artificially inflating the numbers... but.)

The lovely Veever had been slated to join me this week, however, she is not here and instead I am trying to eat at Roman restaurants in double-time. I am hopeful that I'll be able to stay here in Rome until the end of the month, and I am even more hopeful that I'll be able to meet my baby after that, but who can say? Who can even guess? 

My travel assistance provider did assure me today that I am all kinds of covered, so at least there's that. So for the time being, all I can do is dream of a crowdless Venice while wandering the eternal city. 

My Rome

[This failed to post on Thursday.]

Sometimes, when you're walking down the street in Rome, you find yourself scooting over to the edge of the sidewalk to give a wide berth to a couple of fragile, elderly men who are leaning in close, talking gruffly yet intimately to each other. 

You take this wide berth because how how fragile they look, with their papery skin and faded eyes behind Coke bottle glasses. They look avulcular. Kind. And as you pass, you tilt your head in to eavesdrop a little. 

And the raspy hiss you pick up tells the whole story. 

These are your neighborhood capos.

Or at least that was my Rome. Today.

It was also Giovedi gnocchi. So I attempted gnocchi alla sorrentina. And I NAILED it. My first successful gnocchi production ever. (I did not post an earlier attempt that resuted in lumpy golf balls of unevenly cooked potatoes). 

I think my proportions were a little off, but my gnocchi were soft as pillows and sweet as candy. (Note: According to one of my gnocchi ladies, if you want softer gnocchi, remove them from the water as soon as they start to float. If you prefer a slightly firmer gnoccho, leave them in for another minute or two.)

Behold my gnocchi! (And the pesto I had to make with all my leftover basil since I had all those random hazlenuts kicking around.)

The sweet siren song of Deposito

[Disclaimer: this is not a Rome 2010 post. It is a Rome 2014 post I just stumbled onto.]
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As usual, I am a lousy tourist. All of my sightings have been accidental, and my happiest moments have been in random, relatively unfrequented neighbourhoods where I have been struck by some kind of bliss.

A couple of nights ago, I missed the last train home, and found myself wandering around the bus lot at Termini station trying to figure out which (if any) of the night buses could take me home. Thing was, there weren't really many night buses at all. Except at one strange and mysterious stop that was thronged with people. The mystery buses lined up there were emblazond with a single word: Deposito. Of course, not knowing what Deposito meant or where it was, I figured it probably wouldn't be a great idea to hop aboard, but when I did finally decide to walk home, it was not without a longing glance over my shoulder.

Fast forward to Saturday. I wound up on the wrong tram on my way to lunch and had to pop off unexpectedly when it seemed to and be taking me in the wrong direction.

Silly me. I should know better. The wrong direction almost always winds up being the right direction somehow.



















Now, because in addition to a lousy tourist, I am also a lousy photographer (or at least, an infrequent one), these pictures are not quite of Deposito. They are pictures of the overpasses (yes, one third of my trifecta of awesome) that encircle Deposito.





2/24/2020

I have been ordered

On pain of vague yet terrifying penalties, to update my blog.

So here it is.

All I can say is it is 10:40 PM here in Rome, and I have just finished a very Roman dinner of cacio e pepe (I think I've cracked the code) and puntarelle (hand cut by me - will probably keep splurging on the pre-cut sort).

This may have been the kick in the pants I needed to keep blogging. 

Thanks, Carp.

2/01/2020

Star-crossed lovers

Me and Saigon, that is.

I'm going to get one of those shirts made. You know: I went all the way to Vietnam and all I saw was my lousy hotel room. 

It's true. The past two days, I've barely left my apartment. So of course I've been beating myself up. What is wrong with me? Why am I so listless and lethargic? Why is everything making me queasy? Why can I not even finish one goddamned meal?

I'm not always so great at cause-and-effecting when it comes to my own health, but walking down the street this afternoon, starving but unable to conceive of eating anything I saw, it came to me:

It's the Flagyl, stupid.

It's kicking my ass. Good to know it isn't Saigon.

I'll take a raincheque, Vietnam. Sorry about the misunderstanding.



The stomach wants what the stomach wants

It's absolutely crazy. I know. But I did it.

I just booked a ticket to Rome and an adorable studio in Pigneto, and am figuring out classes at the excellent school I studied at a few years ago. 

Vietnam, it just wasn't our time. 

My stomach has been doing flip flops much of the time that I've been here. I've been basically off shrimp for two years. All I want to do is eat gnocchi. So that's what I'll do. 

With a departure next week, I'll be able to take nearly full advatage of all my Schengen time (provided I can afford to stay there!) and with any luck, achieve my original goal for this trip: To replicate my nonna's agnolotti soup. 

Somewhere along the way, I got sidetracked from that goal. Regardless of the circumstances that have brought me here, I'm feeling that all's right with the world.

It's been good knowing you, Saigon. Godspeed.

1/30/2020

Failing at Vietnam, or: When is a city not a city, or: How I learned to stop worrying and accept the Schengen Zone

Sitting here in my cute Saigon bedroom, balcony door open to the street, I am trying to decide which is harder: Writing a blog post after an extended absence (the weight of it after learning to travel with someone, after years of not travelling alone, after forgetting the ways in which solo travel can expose you) or plotting a course for an extended period of time with incomplete information and conflicting emotions. 

After choosing an impractical way to get to the other side of the globe (to avoid Iranian airspace while visitng a friend who is much too far away), I now find myself in Vietnam with a health crisis swirling around me, failing to eat well in a sleepy, closed up city, trying to chart a course forward. 

One thing that has become clear (to be fair, it was already glaringly clear; it's just been cast in very stark relief since being here) is that I don't thrive in a completely unstructured environment. A monthlong holiday, sure, fine. No problem. That's relatively small. A contained thing. Relaxation and distance and a little bit of discovery. But ten months - that's something else. 

So is it the time stretching out before me? The health concerns? The mediocre food? The shuttered commerce? Hard to say. But I have found myself shopping for tickets to Rome and downloading the Schengen calculator app.

My original plan for this trip, after all, was to spend five months in Italy, learning Italian and seeking out nonnas. And I have a hot date in Venice at the end of March...

1/26/2020

Saigon salvation

I've been having a little trouble finding food in Saigon. Its partly due to Tet, but it's also partly due to the fact that people have not wanted to serve me.

One woman was silently yelling at me because I wanted limes and bean sprouts to go with my soup. (I think she thought I was trying to haggle on the price, but I also suspect she just didn't want the hassle of dealing with a foreigner.)

Another woman got out of serving me by refusing to make any eye contact at all (which was very disappointing, because whatever she was serving looked delicous).

So in despair, I attempted to just buy something wrapped in banana leaves that I thought (wrongly) was some sort of protein encased in sticky rice in could just unwrap and eat. So, gesticulating wildly, I tried desperately to indicate that I wanted 1 of whatever it was. 

No wonder the owner thought I needed help. Laughing, she went inside to fetch her daughte, who made it clear that I could not just nibble on this hunk of what turned out to be some sort of lunch meat. 

So the mom went and bought bread, the daughter went and bought cucumbers, and they made me a sandwich. They also absolutely refused to take a dime, despite 5 minutes of pleading on my part, instead shooing me off with wishes of happy new year and  lall the money and happiness there is. 

I admit I cried.

In case you're in the neighbourhood:
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Arriving for Tet

Means you might end your first day with "dinner" from the Circle K. Less than ideal, of course, but since most everything's closed, I had a chance to meet a quieter version of Saigon. Tomorrow should be interesting. I'm reserving judgment until I can see her realer.

To be fair though, arriving for Tet also means this.

1/25/2020

The Xiamen Airport

Offers travelers transiting through the airport 3 different options for how to spend their time:

1 The Transit Lounge - a very bare bones lounge in a windowless basement room.

2 A city tour - since I arrived at 6am this wasn't an option.

3 A hotel room - since I was travelling business class I would have been put up in a nice room, but I would have had to pay for transportation and had no yuan with which to do so. And I wasn't 100% sure I'd have the room to myself (economy class travellers are expected to share their rooms - with strangers - who are simply given a key when they arrive even if someone is sound asleep and not expecting a midnight visitor). 

So I didn't see much on my 9-hour layover, apart from some magnificent translations.